A military officer was given a 3-day leave to go and enjoy with his newly wedded wife. He arrived home & realized that his wife was in her menstrual period. He had to send an SOS message to headquarters requesting an extension of his leave days. He prepared his message in the usual military-coded language......See Full Story>>.....See Full Story>>
He wrote: Soldier: Omega One, dis is Omega Twelve. Danger from de field. Red in front. Leave extension requested.
Do u read me?
Red in front… passage not clear, extend leave!
Headquarters replied: This is Omega One. We read u loud & clear. The danger is minimal. Attack from de back and resume immediately. Leave extension denied. I repeat…. attack with minimal force from de back and resume immediately… the way is clear from behind Extension denied!